Minnesota Vikings Jokes!Minnesota Vikings jokes help us laugh when we feel like crying! Jokes about the Minnesota Vikings reflect some of our feelings about a favorite sports team that comes "oh so close" yet never quite gets to the "big one."
Here's one of our favorite Minnesota Vikings jokes based on the traditional rivalry between the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers:One season, the Vikings and Packers ended the year tied. Every tiebreaker the NFL had was used to break the tie, but the tie remained. Which team would be the NFC Central Champion? The NFL office was consulted. They said to figure it out locally, something like a coin toss would be fine. Well, Minnesota and Wisconsin being the fishing states they are, someone got the idea of a 3-day fishing contest. Both teams agreed. On the first day, the Packers caught 100 fish, while the Vikings caught none. On the second day, the Packers again caught fish, 200 this time. Once again, the Vikings were skunked. Things were looking bad for the Vikings - the Viking coach was desperate. He called one of his players aside, and dressed him in green and gold. "Go over to the Packer camp and find out what they're doing!" he was told. The Viking player returned a couple of hours later. "I know what they're doing Coach!" he reported excitedly. "Well what is it? asked the Coach. "They're drilling holes thru the ice!" If, despite it all, you are a die hard Vikings fan, you'll treasure Minnesota Vikings memorabilia. 
A Vikings football fan was almost killed in a tragic horse accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thankfully the manager of the K-Mart store came out and unplugged it.
Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common? And, finally, the last of our Minnesota Vikings jokes:
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