Minnesota Vikings jokes help us laugh when we feel like crying! Jokes about the Minnesota Vikings reflect some of our feelings about a favorite sports team that comes "oh so close" yet never quite gets to the "big one."
Here's one of our favorite Minnesota Vikings jokes based on the traditional rivalry between the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers:
One season, the Vikings and Packers ended the year tied. Every tiebreaker the NFL had was used to break the tie, but the tie remained. Which team would be the NFC Central Champion?
The NFL office was consulted. They said to figure it out locally, something like a coin toss would be fine.
Well, Minnesota and Wisconsin being the fishing states they are, someone got the idea of a 3-day fishing contest. Both teams agreed.
On the first day, the Packers caught 100 fish, while the Vikings caught none. On the second day, the Packers again caught fish, 200 this time. Once again, the Vikings were skunked. Things were looking bad for the Vikings - the Viking coach was desperate.
He called one of his players aside, and dressed him in green and gold. "Go over to the Packer camp and find out what they're doing!" he was told.
The Viking player returned a couple of hours later. "I know what they're doing Coach!" he reported excitedly. "Well what is it? asked the Coach.
"They're drilling holes thru the ice!"
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A Vikings football fan was almost killed in a tragic horse accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thankfully the manager of the K-Mart store came out and unplugged it.
"You know you're a Minnesotan if you think that if the Norwegian Vikings were anything like the football team, they would have capsized, drowned, and never have discovered America.: ~Ed Fischer, You Know You're A MinnesotanThe Funniest Minnesota Vikings Joke Book Ever
Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Vikings Stadium - there's never a touchdown!
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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And, finally, the last of our Minnesota Vikings jokes:
Q. What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common?
A. Neither has a title!
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