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Minnesota Jokes and Stories

We Love to Laugh at Ourselves!

Minnesota Jokes and Stories Minnesota jokes and stories are passed from family to family and down through the generations.

The Scandinavians among us have given rise to the "Ole and Lena" jokes.

Minnesota Vikings jokes help us ease the pain of the many "so close, yet so far away" results of the football season.

We really know that the joke is on us as we make fun of our accent, our weather, our habits and more.

We Minnesotans have a great ability to recognize our unique ways and to laugh at ourselves. A popular book is titled How to Talk Minnesotan: A Visitor's Guide.

Several well known Minnesota entertainers have made sharing Minnesota "distinctiveness" their life's work. Garrison Keillor, of A Prairie Home Companion fame, makes his living by recognizing the humor in Minnesota's Norwegian Bachelor Farmers, Lutheran Pastors, Scandinavian cooking and those of us who haunt the local café to eat rhubarb pie.

A Few of Our Favorite Minnesota Jokes:

"You Betcha" you're from Minnesota when.....

  1. You own only 3 spices...salt, pepper, and ketchup.
  2. You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
  3. You know Ole and Lena personally.
  4. You design your halloween costumes to fit over snowmobile suits.
  5. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
  6. You know the 4 seasons... winter, still winter, not winter, and almost winter.You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
  7. You thought the movie "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
  8. You think everyone from a different state has an accent.
  9. Your husband thinks sexy lingerie is a flannel nightgown with only 8 buttons.
  10. You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
  11. You think wild rice is exotic and white rice is a hot dish.
  12. Somewhere in the state is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it.

There are thousands more jokes and funny stories about Minnesota and Minnesotans.

We've gathered some of the best here:

Minnesota Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy

Ole and Lena Jokes

You Know You're From Minnesota If......

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

Top Ten Good Things About A Minnesota Winter

More Minnesota Jokes About Winter

Minnesota Computer Terms

Minnesota Citizenship Application

Minnesota Vikings Jokes

Even More Minnesota Jokes

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