You know you're a Minnesotan if these make you smile, groan, nod your head or maybe even blush.
Here's one of our favorites for starters: "You know what uff-da means and how to use it properly."
At least you know you're not alone.
Millions of Minnesotans share these experiences...and if they haven't "been there, done that" they know who has.
If you just want to come to Minnesota and see what all the fun is about, we suggest you plan a Minnesota vacation!
You live in Texas but vacation in Minnesota in January.
You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.
You are always interested in how the "goofers" football team is doing.
Your state pays a bounty for killing the state mascot.
You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal.
If snow removal is part of preparing dinner you might be from Minnesota. ~ Brian Ramsey
You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.
You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months.
Snow tires came standard on your car.
You are proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation.
You have a town with men foolish enough to play a tackle football snow bowl on the Sunday after Christmas for 37 years in a row.
You believe that rushing out on the lakes with your pick-up in November is nature's way of upgrading the state's gene pool.
Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February.
You instinctively walk like a penguin for three months out of the year.
You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat.
You like the Winter Olympics better than the Summer Olympics.
You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course.
You have no "spring" sports season.
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.
Your birthday was in April, and you still got to use the shovel right away.
You were proud when you turned 12 and got a pair of "5 bucklers" for your birthday.
You have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
Every January, from age 2 to 13, you let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post.
You believe human beings must all go through a frozen dormant period for four months every year.
The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer.
Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival."
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.
You own an icehouse, snowmobile, and a 4-wheel drive vehicle.
You've gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow.
Your daily meals are breakfast, dinner, and supper.
You may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk.
You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert.
You think that ketchup is a little too spicy.
You consider Lime Jell-O a highly versatile food: a breakfast dish when it is filled with fruit, a salad when it has shredded carrots and a dab of mayonnaise, and a dessert when topped with coolwhip.
You think it's best to eat Jell-O after it's molded.
You never heard the word mayonnaise until you went to college.
You drink POP, not SODA.
You believe that the Vikings would have won four super bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium.
You are STILL convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave.(Though we now know this was proved wrong!)
You have either a pet or a child named "Kirby."
The first time you entered the Metrodome you looked up and said, "Sure could stack a lot of hay bales in here!" (You do remember the Metrodome - right?)
You firmly believe Bronko Nagurski was the greatest football player that ever lived.
You think a basketball team consists of twelve white boys.
You go to a high school basketball game, the score is 12-8 at halftime, and you don't think there's anything strange about that.
There are four superstar college basketball players turning pro, and your state's team draws the fifth pick.
You know that Kareem, Wilt, Shaq and Alonzo could never have stood up to George Mikan in the paint.
You praise the parents of the state's top basketball player for pulling him off of the team until his grades improve.
Your state's most successful college football coach never cuts anyone, lets his quarterback call all the plays, and has no-contact practices.
You understand, and can explain, illegal defense, the infield fly rule, and icing.
Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a Minnesota car.
You have ever refused to buy something because it's too "spendy."
All your kids at school are above average.
All your women are strong.
You like to come in out of the sun when the temperature gets above 72.
You're a card-carrying member of both the NRA and the ACLU.
Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.
Your Dad's sun tan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.
You have ever apologized to a telemarketer.
You have a nickname for your chain saw and you pat it on the fuel tank at the end of a hard day's sawing.
Someone mentions Old Hubie or the Humph, and you know exactly who they mean.
You beam with pride when some King or Hollywood super star comes to the Mayo Clinic to save their lives.
You have ever thought Michelangelo's statue of David was "indecent."
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
You have ever had an entire telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
You know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, and Shakopee.
You support the preservation of forests, farmland and wetlands because that's where you hunt deer, pheasants and geese.
Your local bars still have "The Friday Night Fights" even though boxing is no longer on television.
It makes perfect sense for you to be in-state AND out-state at the same time.
The physician giving a lecture on gastro-intestinal disorders talks about your "tummy."
You voted for Mondale.
You never had to rewind any part of "Fargo" because you missed some of the dialogue.
You hate the movie Fargo but realize that a lot of your family has that accent.
You always believed that vacation meant "going up north."
You KNOW there is no such place as Lake Wobegon, but you have drunk St. Wendell's beer.
Your gas station thinks FULL SERVICE means filling your gas tank, washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the customers.
Your bank has the name of your town included in its name.
Your town has an annual festival honoring a fruit, vegetable or ethnic food.
You know where the "Iron Range" is.
An old lady has ever helped you cross the street.
You measure distance in minutes.
Down south to you means Iowa.
75% of your graduating class went to the University of Minnesota.
People from other states love to hear you say words with O's in them.
You assume when you say "Twin Cities" people know to where you're referring.
You know that when it comes to AM, there is only WCCO; besides, what else do you need?
Everyone you know has a cabin.
You have no concept of public transportation.
You know more than one person that has hit a deer.
You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it.
The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks, to fish, or to buy beer on Sunday.
You call highways freeways.
You can recite, from memory, more than a half-dozen "Ole and Lena" jokes.
Every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and sing, gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters.....Hamm's the beer that's so refreshing..."
Your dog dies, your spouse leaves you, you lose your job, and your car breaks down, all on the same day, and your first thought is, "It could be worse."
"How to Know You're A Minnesotan" ~Author Unknown
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